Five Quickies: 'Saved by the Bell' Musical Returns, Melissa Aldana Wins Monk, Satie's Evil Piano, Hálek's Mushroom Symphonies, Sex Toys for Singers

News gets made fresh everyday.

And with the world's best musicians, singers, dancers and actors going back to repertory work after their summer stocks, there's more good news happening now than there was, say, back in August.

So, in an effort to keep all you Classicalites abreast of each and every situation, we'll be trawling the web for the best headlines--those stories, those people making the biggest waves.

Here, then, is today's news:

The Saved by the Bell Musical is Back [Bedford+Bowery]

Melissa Aldana Wins 2013 Thelonious Monk Competition [Washington City Paper] 

A Dangerous and Evil Piano Piece [The New Yorker]

Mr. Hálek's Fungus [VICE]

Good Vibrations: How Sex Toys Can Help Singers [Limelight]