Quickies: Dead Funny Kenny G, Operavore on Nudists, John Lurie on the Knicks, Selling Broadway to Sports Fans, Dance Dance Resolution

Be it classical music, jazz, theater or dance, arts news gets made fresh every single day...especially here on a still frigid January 8, 2014.

So, in an effort to keep all you Classicalites abreast of each and every art in our tagline (e.g. "Classical Music, Jazz, Theater, Dance & More"), Brick Dozer of Channel 4 News has trawled the web for the best headlines--those stories, those people making the biggest aesthetic waves.

Here, then, is today's news:

My Imaginary Friend is Kenny G [Funny or Die]

Nudists at the Opera [WQXR]

Pitching the Yankees to Fans on Broadway [New York Times]

"It Just Feels Sick": John Lurie On His Life As A New York Knicks Fan [Deadspin]

A New Year’s Resolution for the Dance Field [Dance USA]

"Stay Classicalite," Brick Tamland Dozer.