You can rest assured that Magic Mike bi-sexual stripper Channing Tatum and his Witches of East End wife, Jenna Dewan, are not getting a divorce just because the gossip news update say they're splitting. The working mom claimed that a story about their having cheating with a sasquatch would have more validity than any of the rumors in Star Magazine. Jonah Hill's 22 Jump Street boyfriend was put on the spot during a recent panel discussion at Comic-Con to promote the animated movie that he made with already legendary director Guillermo del Toro. The former model was forced to defend his decision to join the film knowing that he is really only known for his looks--not his voice acting. The Foxcatcher star explained that he did it for the mustache and nothing more.
It's doubtful that this latest trip to Comic-con was the first time Magic Mike star Channing Tatum was insulted to his face, but he probably doesn't usually have to take time out of his busy schedule for the pleasure.
During a Q&A for the upcoming Guillermo del Toro flick, Book of Life, a presumed fan took to the mic to ask Tatum in a roundabout way, just what in the hell he thought he was doing staring in an animated movie (via Vulture):
"You're known for your good looks and your physicality...What is it about just your voice that you felt you could add to this movie?"
A somewhat perplexed Tatum dryly explained the one and only reason he would ever agree to work on a movie like this:
"Thanks, man...Um, they told me that I was going to be able to have an amazing mustache in this movie, and I feel like my voice needs a mustache.
"That's it."
You might think that Channing was just taking the piss out of the dimwitted fellow; that is until you catch the footage of him going on-and-on about what a deal sealer that silly-ass mustache was:
"I wanted to do the movie just because...specifically my guy has the best mustache I've ever seen in my life--like ever in cinema history...the best mustache.
"You just wait and see....supple mustache man."
It must be tough having people so often saying the ugliest things about you and your loved ones.
During a recent rant on her WhoSay page, Channing wife Jenna Dewan joked that some tabloids were ridiculous rumor mills:
"'@ChanningTatum? and @JennalDewanTatum? Caught in Three-way with Sasquatch in 7-11 Bathroom!' would be a more accurate headline for @Star_News?'s cover."
Thing is you wouldn't think there would ever be enough room for that sort of thing in one of those tiny bathrooms.
