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Hot Dog Cart Coney Island Weilding Dean Ambrose Feud with John Cena: Hell in a Cell Versus Seth Rollins and Cena Sucks Chants

In the course of one night, Dean Ambrose and John Cena successfully competed in a tag team match and then proceeded to beat the crap out of each other in the main event in a "Contract on a Pole" match. Apart from the fact that Cena lost the fire he had when chasing redemption against Brock Lesnar, he and Ambrose have some chemistry together. Their feud runs no deeper than their mutual blood lust for Seth Rollins, but they may make a great odd couple tag team. As Hell in a Cell approaches, what kind of shenanigans will the Coney Island tripping, hot dog cart-wielding Lunatic Fringe have up his sleeve at next week's go home show? Will the Cena Sucks chants continue?

During the spring and summer, the face of the company was doing a lot o' G.I. John smirking and glad handing going on with. However, he is capable of a Jeckyll/Hyde duality.

After an amazing program with Brock Lesnar, Cena seemed to have gotten his step back. But the doctor of Thuganomics keeps threatening to stick his head out. The happy-go-lucky, promo-with a smile John Cena is the John Cena that deserves the "Cena Sucks" chants.

I've already admitted to myself that I like who John Cena probably is based on what I've seen on Total Divas (via WWE Network). Even though a reality show isn't the best way to determine someone's real personality, Cena seems like a genuinely nice and kind individual.

But that character doesn't serve Cena's best interests creatively. Even during his tight-rope promo on Raw this week, Cena got angry for just a few seconds. And that few seconds was glorious. But it's not enough. Cena, just be angry all the time. We really like you when you're angry.

John could stand to hang out with Ambrose a little more. Those two are like the best buddy cop movie ever made... two reluctant allies against the world. Like 23 Jump Street, except instead of half a Jonah Hill, you get Ambrose doing Whip-Its with the bus boys in the back of an Applebee's.

Please, WWE, make my dreams come true and make John and Dean a tag team.

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