Jennifer Aniston, who is allegedly pregnant, attended the wedding of Jimmy Kimmel over the weekend. The starlet was hounded by paparazzi at the marriage, where guests were not allowed to use social media. Luckily, Howard Stern attended the event and was willing to tell all on his morning radio show.
Howard Stern opened his highly popular radio show, The Howard Stern Show, by spilling the details of Jimmy Kimmel’s weekend wedding:
“I was of course at the Jimmy Kimmel wedding extravaganza over the weekend. It was so beautiful, first of all. You know, I am so fond of Jimmy and Molly. It was beautiful. Saturday was the wedding. It was in...somewhere in California...I have no idea where I was at.”
Stern went on to discuss his disbelief in how the paparazzi treat Jennifer Aniston:
“These guys were hiding in the bushes of the property. I don’t know how these guys were doing it. Within an hour, they had pictures of Jennifer Aniston on the trolley cars...I don’t know how she lives. I’ve never seen anything like it. It’s a business out in California. You just follow Jennifer Aniston around.”
As Stern loves to do, he went on to discuss the social hierarchy of the event and how proud he was to be set at a powerful dinner table:
“I had a really good table at the wedding. You could look around and tell. Some people had bad tables, but I had a good one. Here is who was at my table--Bob Iger and his wife Willow, who of course runs Disney. He’s a powerful guy, so that’s good. He’s a real nice guy...Brad Grey, who is the head of Paramount Pictures. I wish I had a few projects I could have pitched him. To the left of me was Johnny Knoxville and his wife Naomi. I told Johnny not to embarrass us. I said ‘Don’t take out your b---s and hit someone with them.’”
Finally, Stern informed his staff (and listening audience) of how great he was at golf, despite it being his first attempt at the sport:
“So we get out and they give me a big bag of balls and a driver...is that what it’s called? (laughs) So, I announce to everyone that I’ve never played golf before. So I made Jimmy go first, but he didn’t really teach me anything. So, then i go. Robyn, I whack this ball 300 yards. It went to the furthest flag. I thought it was beginner’s luck, so I put down another ball and did it again. I called a professional golfer over to show him. I said ‘I think I may be an idiot savant.’ Turns out, I’m just an idiot (laughs).”
