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Aug 29, 2013 08:36 PM EDT | Jonathan Lambert
Time for another recap of the hit-show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. Boo’s mom, June, took a break from planning her wedding (or commitment ceremony) to play a game of Mystery Mouth. The show, entitled ‘Lift and Scoop,’ may be one of the most disgusting episodes we’ve seen, and that’s saying a lot for a show that has some serious gross out moments.
The teaser of the program was priceless. It began with June saying that she has been wearing the same bra for over six years. Then it showed the reality mom getting a lap dance in a limo. Needless to say, the show did not disappoint.
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The show opened with the kids and June playing an installment of their favorite game, Mystery Mouth. The rules are as simple as they are disgusting. A player begins by placing various ingredients in their mouth and chewing.
It is then up for the other contestants to guess the ingredients. In the first round of guessing, the player keeps their mouth closed.
If all of the ingredients are not named, then the player opens their mouth and contestants get to view the chewed up mush. Hopefully all ingredients are named, because the next round involves the player spitting out the ingredients for closer observance.
Honey Boo Boo: Vanilla Wafers and Onion Rings
Pumpkin: Sour Gummy Worms, Wafers, Milk
Chickadee: Cheese and Carrots
June: Butter, Sugar and… (well, we don’t get to know because she winds up eating the spit out goop).
If you’re wondering who wins Mystery Mouth, the answer is...no one can ever really win if they’re playing Mystery Mouth.
Next Bit: June gets a new bra. After admitting she hasn’t bought a bra in the last six years, June breaks down and goes bra shopping.
You learn two things. 1. A good bra can go a really long way. 2. TLC doesn’t bleep the word t-tties. That last part is pretty surprising. Not to mention, they say it a lot.
The episode ended with Chickadee, June and friends were hoisted into a stretch limousine. The girls twerked it like Miley all the way to the male strip club.
After a drink or 12, the girls get into an even bigger vehicle and get a private dance from a man who was dressed as a firefighter.
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