Although they only welcomed their first baby, Isaiah, into the world a few short months ago, the supermarket tabloids insist that Carrie Underwood's professional hockey playing husband, Mike Fisher, still isn't satisfied. Accord to the latest gossip news updates, the Nashville Predator is so insistent on Miranda Lambert's "Something Bad" bestie getting pregnant again that those closest to them fear that the couple may soon split. As crazy as it sounds, the Canada native supposedly wants to have as many kids as possibly before pulling up stakes and moving his country music family to Ottawa. After Underwood recently had to call his brother to break into the car to save their infant son, however, Fisher might want to think about just making sure this first child survives long enough to be able to open his own doors, before they consider bringing a new kid into the mix.
Despite the fact that it defies all rationale -- given that their baby, Isiah, was born just this past March --Hollywood gossip mongers are reporting that Mike Fisher is furious that Carrie Underwood isn't already talking about wanting to get pregnant again.
The supposed friend of the family that the National Enquirer spoke to claimed that Mike is so deadset on having seven kids just as fast as possible before moving the whole family back to Canada that Carrie, by comparison, seems to be dragging her feet:
"[Carrie] has been on an emotional roller coaster -- having meltdowns over her weight gain, and even over choosing a family car!"
"Early in their marriage, Carrie agreed with Mike that she wanted a large family...But now she's backtracking, and Mike is furious!"
According to the informant, if Carrie doesn't agree to be Mike's broodmare, he may soon find someone who will:
"As part of their original bargain, Mike agreed to stay in Nashville before moving to Ottawa to raise their family...Something's got to give, or Carrie's going to be singing about her broken marriage!"
While that story from the Enquirer is clearly nonsense, Mike might honestly want to think about how many children he wants to have with Carrie after she admittedly locked their newborn in the car last week.
Thankfully, Carrie let everyone know on Twitter, that although it took a little help from a friend, she and baby Isiah were no worse for the wear:
"When your dogs manage to lock themselves, all your stuff & the baby in the car & you have to break a window to get in. #WhatAreTheChances"
"I should clarify. My bro-in-law was actually the window breaker in the 'dogs-locked-the-car-door' incident today! But all is good now!"
At the very least, Mike should think about having a talk with those dogs.
