While it seems pretty silly to consider, word has it that Kanye West purposefully made some odd comments about his wife's breasts with the hopes that it would start a faux-feud with his mother-in-law, Kris Jenner. According to the latest gossip news updates, Yeezus was really just pulling Kim Kardashian's leg when he told he that he wanted both baby names tattooed on her chest just as soon as North's little brother gets here. It's said that West knew that Kim would run right to the Keeping Up with the Kardashians' matriarch, who would then come running right to him -- where he'd be laughing hysterically at his own practical joke.
He may go out of his way to try to make sure he is never caught on camera smiling, but that doesn't mean that Kanye West doesn't have a healthy sense of humor.
One source in the latest September 7, issue of The National Enquirer claims that quite recently Kanye set a practical joke in motion by insisting privately that his wife, get their kids' names tattooed on each of her world famous breasts:
"Kim was speechless! She'll usually do anything to make Kanye happy, but this stunned her.
"Outwardly, she smiled sweetly -- but krafty Kanye knew she'd instantly blab to Kris! And...BINGO!...Momager phoned fast, screaming, 'Are you NUTS?? You want to tattoo Kim's gorgeous breasts?'
"For once, Kanye kept quiet, letting her rant...and that's when Kanye erupted in laughter, jeering. 'Just putting you on, Kris! Knew you'd meddle like you always do!'
"Kris -- speechless for once -- slammed down the phone!"
In Kris' defense, she isn't the only one obsessed with Kim Kardashian's well known breasts.
Last night at the MTV Video Music Awards, host Miley Cyrus explained that she too found Kim's boobs to be just breathtaking (via HollywoodLife):
"Kanye West and I have one thing in common. We both love Kim Kardashian. I mean, have you seen those nipples?
"I am so jealous of the baby in there."
It's good to know that the women of the world are willing to unite to save Kim Kardashian's enormous breasts if ever the day should come that there are really in danger.
