A gem surfaced on Facebook not too long ago, but was taken down rather quickly. It was one of the most hysterical pieces of Internet gold that I'd seen in some time. Well, the Internet can taketh away, but from time to time giveth back as well. Brendan vs. Robert: an account the likes of which exemplifies exactly why Donald Trump supporters shouldn't be allowed to go on the Internet or social media. In the following 16 photos, you too shall see why.
It all starts with something simple. A post about gay marriage? Sure, there are tons of them.
Hostile. But only a little banter. No big deal.
Just building blocks...
Oh my! I had no idea sound was so crucial to sustaining life. I wonder how all those deaf people have survived for so long...
Why does he hate Arizona so much?
Just, I have to say, why? Why was five out of SEVEN the logical rating scale he thought to use? Not five, nor 10, nor even 100? But seven. I mean, "Fight Club," nevertheless, is a perfect score of 71.4 percent which everyone knows, but still...
"In film-reviewing situations, the integer five (5) is roughly equivalent to the integer seven (7)." Get it? Five days ... five equals seven ... seven equals ... OK, moving on.
Even their friends are starting to notice the pattern!
Now, after eight of these -- as amazingly amusing as they are -- you're probably wondering, "what does any of this have to do with Donald Trump?" Have patience, my young Padawan.
And there it is! This is who Trump is appealing to. If you have agreed with Brendan every step of the way, then you probably don't understand me when I say that Trump's following is consisting of the mostly uneducated, propaganda-buying, white male percentage of our nation.
But you're only 9/16ths of the way done. Much more heavenly comedy still awaits.
Honestly, it was a major plot twist for me to find out that Brendan wasn't a pothead.
He really should just stop reviewing movies...
People sell armoires on Craig's List?
Netflicks, Netflix. Night, Knight. Mighty, Monty. Bout, Bought. Armor, Armoire. Strait, Straight.
Hey, as long as he's using that spellcheck, though, am I right?
Classic. Well, at least in this scenario.
Oh, man. Is this getting a little out of hand?
Nope. No, it's not getting out of hand. Because it's over. And see? His bungee jump was successful -- congrats, Brendan!
I'm just proud that he didn't block Robert long ago. Otherwise, none of this ever would've happened! Instead, that was a solid 5-10 minutes of fun.
Just remember, not only do the terrorists win if Brendan blocks Robert, but they also win if we elect Donald Trump as our next President. As ridiculous as all of that was, voting Trump in as the new POTUS has great potential for disaster and would play right into the fear that terrorists are trying to instill in us.
Don't let the propaganda get to you. And, most importantly, don't try to be like Brendan. You don't want to be that guy.
