Yes, indeed, we've writ it here before. And now, alas, it must be wroughten yet again: Maestro Lorin Maazel is not the wordsmith his daughter Fiona is.
It's not just us, though. Even the New York Post's "Page Six" concurs.
OK, so Maazel is wont to blame at least some on the syntax on a less than Fidelio translation. That said, Classicalite quotes--verbatim, only boldface has been added--from ol' Lorin's recent blog post, "Kim Kardashian Goes Without Underwear, Takes Bathroom Selfie."
Living in the backwaters of the Arts, I have to rely on services that inform the public about things that matter, like Yahoo's "Trending Now".
I thus can keep abreast of significant events such as Kim K. not wearing underwear.
We classical musicians wrestle year after year with the intricacies of orchestration, the philosophical implications of a phrase, the challenge of matching sonorities of orchestral groupings, the agogic of an interpretation, the goal of identifying a basic tempo for each composition performed, plotting rehearsal strategy so that maximum results can be achieved within the confines of a pre-determined time frame and adapting to acoustical properties of each venue for maximum effect. How comforting to know that there are millions out there who tremble at the very thought of KK's skin, her every word, her boy friend.
How foolish I feel never having heard of the lady until a few weeks ago.
More power to her.
May she enjoy the clout given her by worshiping fans.
Tempted as I am to chuck it all in favor of hoping to share a KK Selfie,
I seem to be unable to distance myself from the Titans of Classical Music.
This week I'm having a bout with Richard Strauss.
I'll sum up my impressions in a separate posting but I'd like it to be known
that as admirable as underwear-less Kim's moving through the ether of the real world may sound,
there are still a few of us who march to different tunes.
- Lorin Maazel
One can only wonder what the former wunderkind will make of David LaChapelle's Kardashian-Jenner-Odom Xmas card...or Kim and Kanye's visit to the L.A. Opera.
[N.B. Want to read Kimmy's, albeit unconfirmed, riposte to the good maestro? Just click HERE.]
