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Dec 10, 2013 05:32 PM EST | Jonathan Lambert
For months, rumors have been flying that Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi will be getting a divorce. Of course, that was before the couple released their annual Christmas card. The image honors Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, as it parodies their music video, ‘Bound 2.’ Spoiler Alert: Their holiday card is a lot easier to understand than the Kardashians' Christmas card.
Ellen recently revealed the image she would be using to wish her friends a Merry Christmas. The talk show host and her gorgeous wife are posed exactly like Kim and Kanye in their now infamous music video.
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In case you missed it, Kanye is driving a motorcycle, while a topless Kim Kardashian straddles the Yesus rapper. Portia filled the role of Kim (obvs) and is seen embracing Ellen, topless.
Of course, their Christmas card isn’t the only reason Portia and Ellen have been making headlines. Last week, Star implied that the couple may soon be divorcing. The weekly tabloid quotes a source as claiming that Ellen is infatuated with Pamela Anderson:
“[Pam Anderson] is all Ellen talks about these days. It’s become a real issue for Portia.”
The sad publication even claimed that Portia needs to watch out, since Pam cut her hair short like Ellen’s:
“As the old theory goes, when two people spend way too much time together, they start to look alike.”
Of course, this isn’t the first “report” by Star about the DeGeneres splitting up. In an earlier edition, a source blamed Ellen’s controlling behavior on the deterioration of their union:
“Ellen’s a jealous control freak, and it’s taking a toll on Portia. Portia loves her to death, but she feels like she’s trapped in Ellen’s world and she can’t get out. She’s had it with Ellen’s jealousy and insecurities! There’s even been talk of a separation, but for now, they’re trying to work things out in therapy.”
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