Apparently Pirates of the Caribbean elf, Orlando Bloom, was just getting close to Justin Bieber's Spring Breakers bikini-clad ex Selena Gomez, so he could get close to her "22' singing bestie, Instagram feet flirter Taylor Swift. Word has it that the Red tourer has been under constant pressure from Miranda Kerr's s ex-husband to get together and hook up. According to the rumor, Swift doesn't want to upset Selena, who was genuinely hoping that Bloom will blossom into boyfriend material. All these reports are coming hot on the heels of the news that 3 alleged hoodlum's were arrested outside of Taylor Swift's Rhode Island house. They must have been on Team Selena.
Unfortunately for Orlando Bloom, Taylor Swift always puts hoes before bros, or whatever the corresponding adage would be when referring to Taye-Taye's girlfriend Selena Gomez.
According to a report first proffered by the National Inquirer and then disseminated throughout the entire internet, England's d-bag, Orlando Bloom, is said to be putting the moves of America's sweetheart ,Taylor Swift:
"Orlando has been bombarding Taylor with text messages and phone calls, begging her for a date.
"But she's been playing hard to get.
"She's flattered because she thinks Orlando is so sexy and, in normal circumstances, she would leap at the chance.
"Taylor knows that Selena is nuts about Orlando and wants to have a real relationship with him.
"Yet all he seems to want to do is ask her about Taylor!"
Yeah, him and everyone else that ever happens to bump into the walking anecdote.
Taylor has more than just Orlando to worry about these days, however.
It seems her Rhode Island home has become a hot spot for disgruntled youths to go and hurl beer bottles and curse words to get out their aggression against Taylor Swift and what they feel she represents.
Sometimes, however, people throw things at the security guards, and as reported by The Westerly Sun, that is a crime:
"Three 20-somethings were charged Sunday with hurling beer bottles and shouting expletives toward security officers.
"Police said they were contacted by one of Swift's security guards near the access to East Beach who said two males and a female threw beer bottles onto the singer's property in his direction.
"The guard, Ryan Poirier, said the three then 'extended their middle fingers' and shouted the corresponding expletive."
Well, that definitely doesn't sound very nice.
When Taylor and Orlando do eventually hook-up it sounds like they might have to go to a hotel.
