It's not exactly east being dirty Christina Aguliera these days. Despite being engaged and pregnant, it's isn't all blue skies for the Matt Rutler's baby bump sporting fiancé. Not only was X-Tina asked to sit another season on the Voice out due to her gargantuan belly and conflicting delivery date, the Burlesque performer was passed over by up-and-comer Charli XCX as well. The younger chart topper didn't mean to diss Christina when she refused to collaborate with the former sex-symbol; Chuck just didn't like her vibe for what she had in mind. Perhaps all the deferred dreams has the former Disney diva acting out. According to the latest tabloid gossip news updates the sidelined Voice mentor literally kidnapped a store full of patrons, when she reportedly demanded the doors be looked while she shopped.
During an interview with Popjustice that kind of makes you want to spit right in pretentious little Charli XCX's tiny pale face, Ms. XCX claimed that she would have worked with Christina Aguilera--but she was just too damn cool for school (via Billboard):
"I've passed up on many a thing that could have made me a big artist or something.
"Like I was offered a feature on a Christina Aguilera song and I turned it down. It just wasn't right.
"She's cool, but it just wasn't right."
Oh, gag us with a spoon.
Whatever the case Christina has completely forgotten that no one really cares about her or her un-born baby badly enough to be forced to shop with her.
"As soon as Christina entered, she requested that that the doors be locked so no one could leave or enter.
"The rest of the customers had to wait until she was completely done before we could leave.
"And while we were on lockdown, Christina laughed when asked to sign autographs or take pictures.
"We couldn't wait to get away from her!"
You know...after deeper contemplation perhaps those terrible music industry harpies deserve each other...though it would probably be more humane just to send them to one of the nicer North Korean internment camps.
