Brick Dozer and Christian Rockafeller

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'Classicalite's Five Best: Pole Dancing Musicians on YouTube

Ahh, yes, the time-honored tradition of pole dancing. While playing an instrument. Or at least aspiring to such. Here, then, are Classicalite's Five Best (or Classicalite's Five Worst, depending on how you like it) we found languishing on YouTube.

By Brick Dozer and Christian Rockafeller

'EXCLUSIVE: Poet Theresa Stern Takes Classicalite's Mini-Proust Questionnaire

"Finally I was born, the first poet not removed from human life by even the slightest trace of a personality. The sensation of being read by one of my poems has now completely supplanted the banal nostalgia produced in the reader by the best poetry created before me." -- Theresa Stern

By Brick Dozer and Christian Rockafeller
'Allegro con Fuoco: Sexy South Korean Girls Twerk Classic Feet to Dvořák's 'New World' Symphony No. 9 [VIDEO]

Hot South Korean girls twerk to Dvořák. Enough said, indeed.

By Brick Dozer and Christian Rockafeller

'Springtime for Richter: Brit Composer Max and Violinist Daniel Hope Recompose Vivaldi's Spring Allegro for New Season on DG

By Brick Dozer and Christian Rockafeller

'Classicalite's Five Best: Pole Dancing Musicians on YouTube

'EXCLUSIVE: Poet Theresa Stern Takes Classicalite's Mini-Proust Questionnaire

'Allegro con Fuoco: Sexy South Korean Girls Twerk Classic Feet to Dvořák's 'New World' Symphony No. 9 [VIDEO]

'Springtime for Richter: Brit Composer Max and Violinist Daniel Hope Recompose Vivaldi's Spring Allegro for New Season on DG