Every aspect of the troubled starlet's life and her theatrical debut in 'Speed-the-Plow' is grist for hungry journalists' mill.
The Hollywood star reportedly flubbed a few lines and drew unintended laughter in her first preview performance, but opening night isn't for a week yet.
Apparently, rehearsals for the West End revival of the David Mamet classic haven't even started yet, but Broadway World, HuffPo and Perez Hilton all jumped on the story.
A West End revival this fall will be directed by Lindsay Posner, a Mamet specialist who has worked with screen actors on stage before.