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'Django Gold's New Yorker Daily Shout on Sonny Rollins Goads Howard Mandel (and Rollins) Into Response [VIDEO]

At times, the only thing I find more physically demanding and emotionally exhausting than pursuing a career as a musician has been that of a writer about music. What isn't met with indiscernible apathy and neglect is usually, and very outwardly, criticized--damned to the dusty floor of the internet. Lowercase, indeed.

By Ian Holubiak

'Lay Lady Lay Off: Why 'The Onion' Story About Bob Dylan Firing His "Lyric Assembly Line" Is Becoming All Too Real

While The Onion remains the finest source for satire on all levels, the point their article playfully makes actually carries some weight. As the music industry becomes more saturated and even more digitized, songwriting, at this point in recorded time, is essentially an arm's race: fitter, happier and more productive.

By Ian Holubiak

'Django Gold's New Yorker Daily Shout on Sonny Rollins Goads Howard Mandel (and Rollins) Into Response [VIDEO]

'Lay Lady Lay Off: Why 'The Onion' Story About Bob Dylan Firing His "Lyric Assembly Line" Is Becoming All Too Real