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Prince Harry Dating Cressida Bonas after William & Charles Murder Plot?

For the last month or so the supermarket tabloids have all been insisting that Prince Harry is not-so-secretly dating actress Jenna Coleman, but that might not be the case after all. According to the latest gossip news updates, Harry was recently seen kissing his ex-girlfriend Cressida Bonas -- fueling speculation that the couple have gotten back together. In a related story, the world's first ginger supremacist, Mark Colborne, was recently arrested in England, with a cache of poisons to kill Caucasians and a plan to take out both Prince Charles and Prince Williams, so red-haired Harry could take the throne.

It's been rumored for weeks that Prince Harry is currently dating actress Jenna Coleman, despite his family's objections that she isn't a proper match, but it looks like those reports all missed the mark.

One eyewitness at Harry's birthday party last month insists in the October 5, issue of Star magazine that the 31-year-old Prince clearly still had a feelings for his ex-girlfriend Cressida Bonas:

"Harry and Cressida were talking and flirting all night. They kept cracking inside jokes, and Harry even gave her a kiss.

"There's undoubtedly still real chemistry there."

While Harry has clearly never allowed his red hair to hold him back from dating some of the hottest ladies in Great Britain, ginger supremacist, Mark Colborne, was not so lucky.

The 37-year-old from the South Coast of England was arrested after his family found the means to make a cadre of lethal poisons along with a troubling manifesto in his room.

The angry Englander laid out his hateful ideology, reports the Daily Beast, along with the recipes for making homemade napalm, cyanide and ricin in his handwritten journals:

"I want them to see my transition from poor red-haired victimized minority that is constantly walked over to a fully transformed military terrorist striking at the hearts of the bigoted tyrannical rulers and of course the dark-haired dark-eyes Caucasian race...I will be heard through terror.

"I'm looking for major retribution, a mass terrorist attack which will bring to the attention our pain not just mine but my brothers around the world."

Almost comically disturbing were Colborne's musing on how to best purge the royal family of the dark haired menace, sitting beside ingredients to make cyanide and a chemical that would help the poison penetrate his victims' skin:

"Wouldn't it be great to have a military silent rifle, take up a good stealth position and put a bullet in Charles' head? I would sacrifice my life for that one shot.

"Kill Charles and William, and Harry become king...Kill the tyrants."

It looks like even in the worst case scenario Prince Harry is probably going to come out on top.

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