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'U.S. Army Creates Apocalypse Proof Pizza: New MRE Still Edible After Three Years

The wait is over. Thanks to the U.S. Army, all of us survivors will be able to eat pizza for at least three years after your favorite New York deep-dish pizzaria is turned into a zombie infested, radioactive nightmare. How is this possible? An apocalyspe proof pizza-flavored MRE was just revealed.
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