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‘American Ninja’ Chuck Norris and Jon Voight Campaign in Israel; Oscar Dad Declare War on USPS [NEWS]

By Shane Jordan s.jordan@classicalite.com on Mar 30, 2015 06:35 PM EDT

Despite having spent almost the entirety of their adult lives making movies in the liberal bastion of Hollywood, American Ninja Chuck Norris and Midnight Cowboy Jon Voight are hardline conservatives backing Israel's Benjamin Netanyahu. Both aging movie icons made recent ads in support of the countries far right policies regarding its seemingly hostile neighbors. According to the latest gossip news updates, Angelina Jolie's Oscar winning dad also has a real problem with the United States Postal Service. Word has it that the Ray Donovan Mafioso had a full-blown meltdown when he wasn't recently allowed to skip to the head of the line at his local Post Office.

Despite having no known ties to Israel other than his having filmed three whole films there in his 100-plus years as action star, Chuck Norris wants that nation to know what he thinks would be best for their political future.

Heading in to Israel's recent elections, Walker Texas Ranger had no problem priming the pump of Netanyahu's fear machine (via National Journalist):

"I have done three movies in Israel -- Delta Force being my favorite -- and I formed many friendships while there.

"That's why it's so important to keep a leader who has the courage and vision to stand up to against evil forces that are threatening not only Israel but the United States."

When he sat down to do the deed for Benny, Jon Voight decided to kick things up a notch by telling the people of Israel that only Netanya could save them from the Great Satan that is President Barack Obama (via Washington Times):

"President Obama does not love Israel. His whole agenda is to control Israel.

"And this way he can be friends with all of Israel's enemies.

"He doesn't want [Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin] Netanyahu to win this upcoming election."

Not that President Obama should take it too personally once he considers that Angelina Jolie's father also supposedly has a jihad against the USPS after he wasn't allowed to skip to the front of the line.

An eyewitness to his post office meltdown told the National Enquirer that the actor was already headed to the font of the queue after obtaining permission from all the other customers with a line about running late for a doctor's appointment, when a government employee's shutdown sent him into a tail spin:

"Most people recognized Jon, nodded agreeably and stepped aside -- but a clerk who didn't like the star's ploy barked. 'Sir...Sir!...I'm Sorry you'll have to wait in line -- this isn't grade school...we don't allow cut-ins!"

According to the witness Jon then stormed out altogether but not before he gave the postal worker a piece of his mind:

"It's no wonder the whole Post Office is going broke!"

Yeah...thanks a lot Obama!

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