Apparently, Pirates of the Caribbean actor, Orlando Bloom, is unaware that Fast and Furious 7 star, Jason Stratham, has had countless hours of martial arts training over his illustrious action career. According to the latest gossip news updates, the Transporter has put the word out that he won't hold back next time the he hears about Miranda Kerr's ex-Hobbit-husband flirting with his supermodel fiancé, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. It seems that Vin Diesel's buddy got word that the Lord of the Rings elf was putting the moves on his girlfriend and is telling friends that if Orlando does it again that it will be the last thing that he ever does.
While it may seems like absolute suicide to start chatting up Jason Stratham's supermodel girlfriend, Rosie Huntington-Whitelwy, without being able to bench press several hundred pounds, Orlando Bloom was said to be undeterred when he happened upon the action star's fiancé at the Mr. Nice Guy restaurant in Los Angeles.
One eyewitness told Star Magazine, that if you didn't know better you might have thought that Rosie and Orlando were engaged from all their handsy PDA:
"Orlando and Rosie were talking really close to each other.
"They were being superflirty and touchy-feely.
"It was obvious there was a lot of chemistry there...If that were my boyfriend with another single girl, I'd be livid."
A source close to Stratham explained in the April 27, issue of OK! Magazine, that once Jason got the word about Bloom's arguably inappropriate behavior, he hit the roof -- vowing it would never be allowed to happen again without Orlando reaping the whirlwind:
"[Orlando] has a thing for models and doesn't care is they have boyfriends. When he sees something he likes he goes for it.
"[But] Jason was livid. He heard Orlando was all over her.
"Jason sent a message though friends that Orlando needs to keep his hands off Rosie."
Although, it would be fun to believe the rumors that Stratham is one wrong move away from breaking every bone in Orlando Bloom's delicate little body, Gossip Cop reports that the whole story is a figment of the tabloids' over active imaginations:
"A rep for Bloom says the confrontation over Huntington-Whiteley never happened."
Oh well...maybe someone will eventually deal with the public menace that is Orlando Bloom if Stratham isn't up to it.
