Thankfully, all the initial reports that Season 5 of Bravo's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was completely dull and uneventful seem to be based in an alternate reality. In one spoiler from the new trailer even shows Lisa Vanderpump getting slapped in the face by an unrecognizable assailant. According to the latest gossip news update: Brandi Glanville isn't denying that she assaulted the Bravo queen bee, but the Donald Trump Celebrity Apprentice does insists that you will have to wait for the TV show's premiere air date to find out the whole truth.
If you thought the boy and girls of last season's Real Housewives of Atlanta were brawlers, wait until you set your eyes on Brova's latest teaser for Season 5 of the Beverly Hills Housewives.
Not only are words said and things thrown, as every single cast member seemingly has beef with someone else, the trailer closes with none other than Bravo queen bee, Lisa Vanderpump, getting her face smacked.
As shocking as Lisa's getting shocked in the face was to her--and no doubt will be to the fans when they see it--Vanderpump told Us Weekly that it hardly stood out among the rest of the ridiculously violent events that took place this year:
"I don't know how they made that trailer, actually, because there were so many good moments.
"There were a couple 'oh my God!' moments that changed the dynamic.
"I think that's what a trailer is: Bam, that happened, and bam!"
It is hard to say exactly which one of her blonde cast mates decided to give Lisa a pop on the mouth in the trailer, but an obvious guess is recent rival, Brandi Glanville.
During an interview with E! News, Brandi refused to confirm who hit whom but did go out of her way to talk about her ever-evolving friendship with Vanderpump:
"You know, I don't even think you can make out who slapped who in the end of that trailer.
"You'll have to definitely wait and find out what happened.
"Lisa and my relationship... we have our ups and downs.
"I really care about her and I know she really cares about me too."
And...as a side bar, apparently assault isn't illegal in California just as long as it happens on Bravo reality television.
