Taylor Swift doesn't have much going on in her dating life, since getting dumped by Snapchat mogul Evan Spiegel, unless you count her reportedly crazy intense obsession with 21-year-old Vitoria's Secret runway model Karlie Kloss. In related news, Taye Taye's allegedly cray cray stalker Timothy Sweet has been ordered to stay away from her family earlier this month, after making comments that they might end up dead.
Taylor Swift always seems to be looking for love in all the wrong places; especially if the rumors about her latest obsession have any truth to them at all.
An insider close to Taylor told Life & Style that, whether the attraction was sexual or not, Swift is all about some Karlie Kloss right now:
"Taylor basically does everything that Karlie does.
"She's taking ballet, which Karlie loves to do.
"She cut her hair into the same style as Karlie...she posts similar photos of herself baking.
"It's endless and it's obvious!"
But Swift is no stranger to the dangers of unrequited love; she recently had to take her alleged stalker Timothy Sweet to court just to save her family.
According to the near-reputable TMZ, Sweet was sending Taylor some messages that were anything but:
"If anyone in Taylor Swift's family gets killed, it is not my fault."
"My wife, Taylor Swift (Sweet) and I live in Beverly Hills. I am in love with her. In conclusion, we treat each other with dignity and respect. I will carry a gun to protect her the rest of my life."
"Dearest Taylor, I'll kill any man who gets in the way of our marriage. Message to John Kerry, Secretary of State. Message from YOUR Presidential Candidate."
Serial Stalker Timothy Sweet in 2016...he's always looking out for you.
