"Celebrities Read Mean Tweets" is a fan favorite of Jimmy Kimmel Live. The latest installment, #9, was aired last week and it does not disappoint. For those of you unfamiliar with this segment, Kimmel tapes the reactions of celebrities while they read mean tweets about themselves. The result is pretty hilarious.
All of the celebrities in the ninth round of mean Tweets were actors and actresses of varying calibers. Many of the Tweets made little grammatical sense while others simply made no sense at all. Sean Penn's mean Tweet was a delightful combination of both and led to a confused Penn reading, "Sean Penn, you rude! Dumb rude and full of farts. You stanky Sean, real time stanker.
Liv Tyler got a huge laugh out of reading the mean Tweet that called her father, legendary frontman of Aerosmith, Steven Tyler, "A giant ballsack." While Tyler's Tweeter insulted her family, Daniel Radcliffe's went for a low blow and took a dig at aardvarks, "Daniel Radcliffe is one of God's most unattractive creations since the aardvark." I simply do not know what aardvarks did to deserve such abuse. Of course, that is nothing compared to what Key and Peele's Tweeter want to do with some poor beaver, "I'd rather stick a beaver in my anus than sit through Key and Peele.
Other Tweeters decided to go after hair in one form or another. For example, Jason Schwartzman's not so impressed fan wants to be just like the actor when he, or she, grows up. At least in so far as having a plethora of haircuts and being unattractive in each. Michael B. Jordan's mustache is the target of his mean Tweeter's ire. It apparently reminds the social media bully of a, "mini featherduster."
While some Tweeter's made wise cracks about hair, others took the opportunity to poke fun of the actors' looks in other ways. Both Kurt Russel and his Tweeter seem relatively certain that his "face is made of aged denim." Julianna Margulies was all smiles when her mean tweeter called her "one of the finest ugly women I have ever seen." That was fairly nice considering Lake Bell's face was compared to a leather boot.
Segments like this is what make fans keep coming back to Jimmy Kimmel Live for laughs. You can watch "Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #9" below, but be warned some of the language my be NSFW.
