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First Lady Michelle Obama Defends Bradley Cooper’s ‘American Sniper’ At Got Your 6 Veteran Conference
First Lady Michelle Obama $50 Million Monsanto Deal To Give Children GMO School Lunch Rumors Real Or Fake? [HOAX] [SATIRE] [DAILY LEAK]
Well Michelle Obama is apparently back at it, telling us what can and can’t eat again. No only is The First Lady reportedly hand picking what our children will be eating for lunch each day, she is genetically modifying our meals with help from the monsters at Monsanto. That is right, Lady Obama is teaming up with Cobra Commander (Cobra Commander is the head of Monsanto by the way. OK! So Serpentor is real head and Cobra Commander is right hand man. But CC makes all the day to day decisions. Well Destro does some of the leg work, but we are getting off subject.) There is a new report from ‘The Daily Leak’ claiming that Michelle Obama and Monsanto have teamed up to force feed your kids mutant crops. This is almost too unbelievable, like is was really some internet hoax from a satirical website...But that can’t be it, can it? Debby Ryan Never Ending New EP Album, ‘One’ Climbs iTunes Charts Before New ‘Jessie’ Episode [TWITTER] [PREVIEW] [DISNEY]
The hit Disney Channel series 'Jessie' is taking the night off in celebration of the 4th of July holiday. The renewed series will return all new episode next weekend. In the meantime, you can celebrate independence with a repeat of last May’s episode, featuring The First Lady Michelle Obama. The show’s star Debby Ryan has good reason to pop a few extra fireworks today. The actress/singer recently told Twitter that her band The Never Ending’s new EP album 'One' has reached number five on the rock charts.
