The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills have a lot going on in their respective worlds. Brandi Glanville reportedly blames 2013's drunk escapades on her father's neglect, while Lisa Vanderpump has been busy trying to keep her staff from trying to kill each other. And series newcomer Carlton Gebbia is doing her best to break down Joyce Giraud and Kyle Richards Wiccan stereotypes one heated argument at a time.
Lisa Vanderpump SUR's servers are killing themselves for ratings. Or they're trying to kill one another to be more accurate.
One wonders how Lisa will keep her spin-off Vanderpump Rules from going off the rails with Tom Sandoval trying to beat the crap out of Jax Taylor every time he gets to see him.
Tom physically attacked Jax during the finale, when he found out that Taylor had slept with his fiancé, and Sandoval promised on Watch What Happens Live that is was far from over in response to Andy Cohen's question about feeling remorse (via Us Weekly):
"No, I really don't. I hit Jax in the forehead, I could've hit him in the nose, I could've hit him in the mouth, I could've stomped on him...[Jax] and I have some talking to do."
Brandi Glanville has admitted, according to highly reputable In Touch, that a period of isolation from her father in 2013 following a post-Oscar dress fallout, prompted her to drown her sorrows in alcohol, but everything is all better now:
"I tried my hardest to make up with him to no avail. My dad is the only man in my life that I've always been able to count on...I'm in a much better place now."
Known witch Carlton Gebbia is busy trying to make friends on Housewives, but is having a hard time overcoming people's preconceived Wiccan prejudices.
Kyle Richards didn't get past her first verbal confrontation with Gebbia before she took it right to Carlton's religion:
"You're a phony and you're full of s--t...If you don't want to be judged as a Wiccan, then don't act like a witch."
Which is kind of offensive to anyone who believes it's wrong to be judged for your religious beliefs, but at this point, who hasn't the show offended?
Joyce Giraud took the slightly more old school approach of accusing Carlton of practicing the dark arts as a means of revenge on her family.
Giraud's husband became ill after a dinner attended by Gebbia, and that was evidence enough for Joyce that something needed to be done to curb Carlton's evil powers (via Life & Style):
"[My husband] was throwing up. He never throws up! I had my friend who's a rabbi come bless our house after."
Whatever it takes to live there.
