Word has it that everything hasn't been this dysfunctional in the Simpson family since Homer inappropriately touched Bart in front of Lisa. According to rumor Jessica Simpson's sister Ashlee is planning to overshadow Daisy Duke's three-years in the making, wedding ceremony, despite Jess's major maternity baby weight loss this year. The furious blond bombshell may have the body she always wanted after dropping 70 pounds for this wedding to fiancé Eric Johnson, but Ashlee, who is using the same event planner for her big day scheduled just two months later, plans to have the better dresses, shoes, food, band and handbags, if she can't have the better body when she ties the knot to boyfriend Evan Ross.
Jessica Simpson has spent so long planning her wedding scheduled for July of this year that she wants it to be something that people remember so some time to come.
An insider told Life & Style Magazine that Jessica has been working on her body non-stop, because she has ambitions to be the most breathtaking bride of the year--maybe all the years:
"Jessica has gotten her best body ever...She truly feels like she is in better shape than she was in her early 20's.
"Jessica's determined to be the most beautiful bride of the decade."
But rumor has it that Ashlee has very similar ambition for her wedding day planned just a few weeks after Jessica's July 5, nuptials.
According to a friend in Ashlee's camp, the do-nothing famous Hollywood personality plans to be known for her wedding if nothing else--since she is already known for nothing at all that shouldn't be too hard (via In Touch):
"Ashlee scheduled her wedding [to Evan Ross] for just two months later, in September...She did it on purpose.
"Ashlee is using the same wedding planner as Jessica, Mindy Weiss.
"She wants to steal all the good ideas...She wants to have the bigger more elaborate wedding than Jessica's."
Come on Jessica...You've already had the attention for three years with you never-ending engagement to Eric Johnson.
Is it enough that you are older, better looking, more talented, richer and more famous, but you have to have the best f--king wedding too.
Don't worry Ashlee [and everyone else] gets it...you're the better sister. Now just let the poor pigeon faced never-was have the better damn wedding.
